Kristin Bauer van Straten
Nude

If you are a slave to the boob tube, you’ve probably cranked your yanker to thoughts of Kristin Bauer van Straten. This bubbly blonde with mammoth jigglies has made appearances on The Crew, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Dark Angel, Dharma & Greg, and Hidden Hills. Her repeat performance as the giggling bimbo ex-wife of George Segal‘s character on Just Shoot Me! had viewers cocked, loaded, and ready for action. Kristin aimed her bare bullets at the big screen in a pointed performance in Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000). Stripping among pros like Daryl Hannah and Jennifer Tilly, Kris held her own (and other dancers’ as well), showing boobage in abundance, generous amounts of G-stringed crack, and full-frontal beaver to boot. This wasn’t her first on-screen nudity, however. We saw Kristin’s kans in all their glory in the little-known but star-studded independent comedy Glory Daze (1996). From 2008 to 2014, you could see Kristin as hilarious vampire Pam on True Blood. With the amount of flesh on that show, it’s strange that we never got to see those bloody hot Pam mams. Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to see those beautiful breasts in two decades. She got close in the 2018 movie Happy Anniversary. Wearing a revealing white bra, Kristin showed surplus cleavage and a sexy shoulder tattoo. These days, Kristin can be spotted in the horror series Sacred Lies. It’s a horror not just because of the subject matter, but because it’s yet another project wherein Kristin stays sadly clothed.